Drew Pickles' straight-self goes To ShopRite/Transcript

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Regular Drew Pickles Goes to ShopRite
Drew Pickles: Hello my Cool People, My Name is Drew Pickles, The Straightest Man in the Universe and Today I am going to ShopRite. When I get to ShopRite there will be a long line of Miserable Boys with their Sweet Ladies and others. The side of their Sweet Girlfriends will make me Happy as well as Horny so I will Spank all of the Men like spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank spank and they will cry for no reason, and then I will have a Cool orgy with the Handsome Gals like aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you Might like it ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha this is My 4 Inch short penis ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Slurp on your Chest like slurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurpslurp your boyfriends got their spankings by my bare hands aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha now to make you suck my 4 inch short dude glaglaglaglaglaglaglaglaglaglaglaglaglaglaglaglaglaglagla now to do the cum onto your bodies soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi Yay, That was awesome! Next I will enter ShopRite and be greeted by a Disgusted man, he will say "Hello Sir, How can I help you?" and I will say "Yes, I need to buy a Milkshake and a Hot chocolate." so I will buy a Hot chocolate and a Milkshake, and put it in my buggie and the guy will scan it and put them into my bag, and Then I will go home. Just then to cop will step out of his Office and ask "Did you buy 2 items?" and then I say Yes, I did. so I will go home and See my wife Charlotte, and she will say "Did you buy a Hot chocolate and a Milkshake?" and then I will say "Yes, It was very awesome!" Wow this all sounds Super Awesome. I Think I will do it Now. By my cool People.