Drew Pickles Goes To the HBO Feature Presentation in Space Logo/Transcript

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[Now Playing: HBO Feature Presentation in Space 1980s Logo Introduction]

Drew Pickles: Hello Faggs My Name is Drew Pickles and Today I am going to the HB,O Feature Presentation in Space Logo. Now what the Hell are you talking about you ask? Well, That Reason Why I'm going to the H-B-O Logo is, Because It scared Lots of 6 to 12-year-old's and would be embarrassing adults and unpleasant for teenagers and the Feature Presentation introduction was a little scary, So I want to give this Intro some swell homosexual justice for everyone who was scared when they First heard this. and You faggots should help me stop the Intro! So Then Anyway, In Order When I get to the HB,O Logo, First I will be standing in my Bedroom wondering How the hell would I go to a logo, So I remember I have visited logos Before and that I needed to jump-jump-jump into my swellevision set. but First I will Order an A Little Curious Video off of eebay, After 2 days It will get to my Penis Mansion, So I will put it in my VCR, When I press play the Tape is at the H-B-O Intro, and When the Camera zooms to Space, I will use my Time Machine dill-doe and Go to back to the year 1985 like haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi bag, That was a swell travel! Upon being transported into the 1980s I will need to stop the Intro of the H-B-O Feature Presentation logo, But First there I will be A huge-ass MotherFucking line full with Australians, who wanted to Halt to Logo for Bringing the Feature presentation, Jewish Hipsters, who are confused about the Logo, Teenagers, who needed to snap the logo out of it, Indians, Asians, Niggers, Bastards, Weird Bitches, Losers, Sand Niggers, White Trash, More White Trash, Crospreads, Pickle-Nosed Niggrits, A Shitty Ton of Mexicans, More Mexicans, More Mexicans, Whites, Blacks, Hispanics, Fat asses, More Mexicans, and More of Those Dad-Gum Losers called Mexicans, I will then say What the Hell? What the Hell? What the Hell? What the Fuck? What the Fuck? What the Fuck? Why is there a Long Line of everyone? and One of the Mexican teenagers will Look at me and Say "Oh Hello, I was on my way to See the Logo?" and I will say "Please Say it again?" and then I he will say in his Standard Language njdkbeiuhruefjswe9djhdggfhdsksjoapratadkedkidkdhgdhsushydsftw6twgvdbdhjskjjzhxhujsjzbxxcfjfudhgdhjdjsystdghfjujsisoospajajui2yejdjdnclsksiis-sick-fuckey-nshgchsdushshgshshjsjsddiueuyshssbxhyfhjinx! I assumed he called me a Sick Fuck so I will rape the line like ahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I hate being in this line ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha because It leads to the H-B-O Feature Presentation hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha using the Burritos as dildis awawawawawaw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw awoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo eieieieieieieieieie I i i i i i i i soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi bag, That was swell! Then I will go to the H-B-O Headquarters and I will go up the Elevator to the next floor which is the Studio and will walk to the studio apartment and there will be a Secretary who will tell me Not so Fast and I will say bitch do you Know who you just spoke too? So I will fight her to death with my Mastadonic 302 Mile Long P P P P Penis like smack smack smack smack smack smack smack smack, Bag, That was swell! Now I shall Find an H-B-O Logo in Space on a screen, One I found it, I will jump into the T-V like jumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjump How the Fuck is the T-V not broken yet jump-jump-jump-jump-jump-jump-jump-jump-jump-jump-jump-jump Too Fucking late I already did it jumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjumpjump bag, That was so swell! Now I shall follow the Camera to Space after down the street and up and hill before I see the Magic Boom, and the H-B-O logo will Fly to the camera and the "O" in the Logo will try to bring in the H-B-O Feature Presentation but before It does I will Halt it with my penis and Say to it totally Neutrally...

Drew Pickles (Deep Voice): Listen Here you MotherFucking Son of a Bitch. I have came ahaha came here to the Headquarters to Stop you Once and For all, because You have scared Pre-Teens and Kids with that Mega Space Rock thing, and Due to that, I must deliver Swell justice, So this is the last Straw, I am going to Fuck you in any holes I can find. and Next I will Make holes and Rape some too. Go to Hell!

Drew Pickles: and Then I will Grab my P P P Penis and go behind the Logo and Rape it like ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha-haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa How the Hell do you Rape a Logo ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Honestly, The "B" in the logo does look like it could give good blow-jobs so I will have it suck my P P Penis like blurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblur using the dot inside the "O" as a dildo aw aw aw aw aw aw awoooooooooooooooooooooooooo eieieieieieieieieieieieieieieie farting out the period and Sending it flying to the Logos non-existent Asshole like bobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobobob Back to the Rape like ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah-hahahahahahahahahaha-hahahahahaha-hahahahahahah Get set to become a H-B-O (Hell Box Office) Logo soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi splaka, Bag that was swell! Only Then The Manager will get out of his Invisible Office and ask the Best Question Ever, Say it with me. "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?" I will say I am turning the H-B-O Feature Presentation Logo into the Hell Box Office Swell Presentation Logo and then will Look at the Logo messed up and ask "Why did you do that?" I can't remember why I did it, So Instead of Responding I say to him Be a Good Boy and Bend Over, For Uncle Drew and he will say "Okay, Let's get this over with." and I will Rape him like ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha How did you get here hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah using the Logo as a dildo owowowowowowowowowowowowow eieieieieieieieieieieie why did you make this intro and Scare so many people ahahahahahahahyahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha using his ass hairs as dildis aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw aw eieieieieieieieiei suck my penis blurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurblurglur now let's flood this place in my penis goo soisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi bag That was swell! Oh my, It all is sounding Super Dee Duper Hyper Dyper Cock-Liking Ball-hugging Amazon buying Tape Inserting Time Traveling Language speaking Logo Screwing Manager Fucking 4th wall busting it will turn you gay For a 2 fractions of 3 fractions of 4 fractions of 5 fractions of 6 fractions of 7 fractions of 8 fractions of 9 fractions of 10 fractions of a Mango 2nd Swell! I think I'm gonna go to the H-B-O Intro Logo and do all of it right Now! See you soon my Super Swell sexy nasty Negro nigger fart Fucking Faggot ass Bum-bum pirate Pals!